10. Everyday is a scavenger huntwho can find their matching socks first?

9.  Marker on the walls provides decorative color splashes.

8.  The vacuum still has its new smell.

7.  Pet hair provides good insulationit saves on energy costs.

6.  Toys cover carpet stains.

5.  Fingerprints on the windows provide natural tinting.

4.  Because “the house ate my homework” sounds so much better than that old dog excuse.

3.  It’s safe from criminalsthey think the house has already been ransacked.

2.  Food crumbs provide job security for the dog.

1.  It’s easier to count my blessings when I trip over them.

Who me…messy house?