My three-year-old (still confused why he can’t marry his little sister): “Mom, who’s she going to marry?”

Me: “Well, I don’t know. But God does! And I hope it’s a man who REALLY loves Jesus and who takes care of his family and loves them a lot.”

Three-year-old: “And who doesn’t worship IDOLS!”

Me: “…Right!”

A few days earlier…

Me: “Okay, I need to cut your hair, so you can pick out a DVD to watch. But we’re only going to watch while I cut, so if it’s a long one, you won’t get to finish it today.”

Three-year-old: “Because a long DVD would FRY OUR BRAINS?!”

Me: [Laughing too hard to answer. Is there a correct answer to this question?!]