There are all types of lists for parents. If you want a list to ruin your kids forever, here’s a list for you.

  1. Give your kid everything he or she wants. Don’t deny what will truly make him happy. Overvalue money and things in his eyes.
  2. Dress your child in designer clothes, no matter the cost. Show him or her that his or her outward appearance matters most of all.
  3. Place your child’s needs over that of your spouse’s. If he cries, run to him immediately. If she interrupts, give her your full attention.
  4. Entertain your child throughout the day. If she wants to play tea, put your plans aside. If he wants to watch his favorite movie for the 100th time, forget your idea of going for a walk and getting some sunshine.
  5. Plan your menu around your child’s desires. No child should have to eat something he or she doesn’t like. If, by chance, you want to make something other than macaroni and cheese or peanut butter and jelly, feel free to cook your own meal, just as long as you have time to fix what your child likes.
  6. Sign your child up for as many extracurricular activities as she desires, even if it means giving up your evening plans on a regular basis. Don’t worry about trying to gather around the dinner table, either. He can only be in the Junior Soccer League for so long, and you don’t want him to miss out.
  7. Don’t discipline your child when she acts up. Everyone should learn to express herself in their own way. If she demands something, then applaud her efforts. At least you know that she will not be a pushover or a doormat in this world.
  8. Don’t worry when your child fights with neighbor kids or even when he or she is a bully. Life is not fair, and someone always has to be the underdog. At least your child is learning to elbow his or her way to the top at a young age.
  9. When your child has a disagreement with a teacher, always choose your child’s side. Don’t show up when the teacher wants to discuss your child’s problems. The teacher will want to take a course of disciplinary action, and that’ll hurt your child’s feelings.
  10. Don’t share your faith with your child. After all, you don’t want to offend. Give your child the option if he or she wants to hear Bible stories and don’t pressure him or her to memorize Scripture verses. He or she might get disheartened if he or she doesn’t get it right the first time, and you’ll ruin his or her self-esteem. More than that, you don’t want your child to know there’s a God who runs the universe, makes the rules, and determines eternity. The thought is too hard, and your child might not understand.

More than that, your child won’t be self-dependent and strive to be a good person.

Do you see your parenting shine in any of these areas?

Congratulations! You’re on your way to succeeding at your goal. Keep up the good work, and you’ll have a very happy child … and just take a moment to consider what type of an adult your child will grow up to be — one who will stand out in the crowd, without a doubt!